some texas tough guys
came to town
they tried to take me out
but then
♫ he kissed me
ooh ooh
he kissed me♫
they weren’t
the brightest stars
so i had to
knock ‘em down
but then
♫ he kissed me
ooh ooh
he kissed me♫
and the child
of a chicken
is an egg
and the offspring
of a cow
the coldest milk
my egg
didn’t move me
so i took it to a movie
and
when there was
no popcorn
i almost ate my young
♫ ooh ooh
ooh ooh ♫
the children rose against me
mother father by their side
but you
you stood right by me
and you didn’t try to fry me
♫ ‘til he kissed me
(breathe)
he kissed me ♫
then the texans
fought beside me
took the mother
monster down
and i wanted
to believe her
but she’s still the
great deceiver
then
(say it with me)
♫ he kissed me
ooh ooh
he kissed me ♫